Look, I really can’t be bothered to care about the story of Kingdom Hearts. Mostly because, if you think it has a good one, Lost probably blew your mind… you know, right up until the last episode. But that’s beside the point. Kingdom Hearts III is finally adding Pixar-related worlds, Starting with Toy Story. Also, I just got sad because I remembered that Don Rickles is dead.
Needless to say, fans have been waiting for some Pixar stuff for a while. Shit, they’ve been waiting for this game since Bush was president. And, you know, despite my love of Disney’s animated films, that’s pretty sad. But when I need to cheer up, there’s always something to help me along. As per Know Your Meme’s gallery, I give you Hentai Woody:
This game cannot possibly deliver on over 10 years of hype. But I guess we shall see… next year.