Toy Story World in Kingdom Hearts III

Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!

Look, I really can’t be bothered to care about the story of Kingdom Hearts. Mostly because, if you think it has a good one, Lost probably blew your mind… you know, right up until the last episode. But that’s beside the point. Kingdom Hearts III is finally adding Pixar-related worlds, Starting with Toy Story. Also, I just got sad because I remembered that Don Rickles is dead.

Kingdom Hearts Toy Story
That moment when you realize that the game models are higher res than the ones used for the original movie. Disney, Square Enix

Needless to say, fans have been waiting for some Pixar stuff for a while. Shit, they’ve been waiting for this game since Bush was president. And, you know, despite my love of Disney’s animated films, that’s pretty sad. But when I need to cheer up, there’s always something to help me along. As per Know Your Meme’s gallery, I give you Hentai Woody:

Hentai Woody: truly a degenerate’s degenerate.

This game cannot possibly deliver on over 10 years of hype. But I guess we shall see… next year.

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B. Simmons

Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT's resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.