Day Of The Dead: Bloodline – Review
“Day Of The Dead: Bloodline” is an affront to George Romero’s legacy and is a film that should be avoided at all costs.
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12 Days of Crap-Mas: Ernest Saves Christmas
Trevor: I’m glad you recommended an Ernest movie for this column (especially one with the words “Saves Christmas” in the title). I had never seen an Ernest movie, and probably….
The Last Jedi – Review
The wait is finally over as Star Wars: The Last Jedi is here! But does it live up to the huge expectations, or does pull a Jar-Jar on Star Wars….
12 Days of Crap-Mas: Jingle All the Way 2
After the rousing success of last year’s 12 Days of Cage-mas, Margaux and I decided to pivot and usher in the holiday season by watching a motley list of movies,….
COCO Is Pixar’s Most Human Triumph Since UP
COCO shows that Pixar still has that magic touch, especially when creating original works and not churning out sequels to properties that sell lots of toys.
31 Days of Fright: VHS
“Are you afraid of your future?” Most movies that make you root against their main characters do so accidentally (the recent remake of Friday the 13th, for instance, seems to truly….
31 Days of Fright: Paranormal Activity
“It feels like a monster. Like it wants to hurt me.” You need a damn good reason to make a found-footage movie. The once-novel gimmick has only been done right….
31 Days of Fright: Poltergeist
“This house has many hearts.” A horror film can make an impression, sight unseen, from its title alone. For instance, I maintain that The Evil Dead is the best title for a….
31 Days of Fright: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
“I’m bad.” I know what you’re thinking: really, another black and white, Iranian, feminist vampire movie? I know, I know; this month has been full of them. But A Girl Walks….
31 Days of Fright: Friday the 13th (2009)
“Say hi to mommy! In hell!” I’m going to present you with a sentence that has never before been written in the history of film criticism or essays: I was….
31 Days of Fright: Repo! The Genetic Opera
“Flesh is weak. Blood is cheap.” There is so, so much about Repo! The Genetic Opera that could turn viewers off (which explains its abysmal performance at the box office)…..
31 Days of Fright: Pet Sematary
“The soil of a man’s heart is stonier.” Of all the Stephen King books I’ve read – which is almost all of them, although I’ve never gotten around to The Tommyknockers,….