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D.C. Office Building Security Robot Commits Suicide - GAMBIT MAGAZINE
Probably spent too much time listening to shitty emo music. In a recent small stakes news, one of those security robots assigned to a D.C. area office building drowned itself. It had, previously, reported that everything was fine. It likely spent its charging time listening to My Chemical Romance and the Theme to M*A*S*H before […]
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