These are the droids you’re looking for!

Thanks to UBTECH, you can now secure your galactic domination with their First Order Stormtrooper robots. Their 16-inch tall Stormtrooper robots.

They can’t hold a tiny E-11 blaster rifle, which is probably for the best, since even robot Stormtroopers can’t hit the broad side of a barn. Don’t have the fingers for it, after all. They are in many ways, however, far more advanced than Paulie’s birthday robot.

You can have them patrol your living room, and they do have a sentry mode, allowing you to use them to keep watch over your rug via phone or tablet. You can even give them simple commands. And, thankfully, UBTECH had the foresight to not make them a part of the Internet of Things.

Admit it; you want one now. Well, be prepared for it to set you back a bit. At $300, you’re probably not getting your own legion unless you’re Richie Rich. Still, imagine the brick your cat would drop when it saw the 501st rolling onto its turf.

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B. Simmons

Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT’s resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.

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