31 Days of Fright: Phantasm
“You play a good game, boy, but the game is over. Now you die.” Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm is a lot of things. It’s incoherently plotted, poorly edited, the acting is….
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Logan Paul To Fight Floyd Mayweather In Exhibition Match This Year
I might actually have to watch this one. In a stunning twist for 2020, it seems Logan Paul is going to fight Floyd Mayweather in an exhibition match later this….
Ryan Reynolds Gets Rick Moranis Out Of Retirement For Mint Mobile Commercial
I always have coffee when I watch commercials. I’ve honestly yet to meet anyone that doesn’t love Rick Moranis. But he hasn’t been in anything onscreen in a while (notwithstanding….
Pilot Reports Man With Jetpack Flying In Flight Path At LAX
Jetpack Joyride. As far as the lighter side of the news, there hasn’t been much in the past few months, when you get down to it. And we’ve been a….
Black Friday Comes Early For Target This Year
Will have their deals as early as October. Everyone always talks about the war on Christmas, but no one ever talks about the war on Halloween. Specifically, how Halloween is….
This Day In Gaming History: X-Men Mutant Academy Hits The PS1
On this day in gaming history everyone’s favorite mutants jumped into the world of 3D fighting games on the PlayStation 1 back in the year 2000! X-Men: Mutant Academy is a 3D….
Children’s Casino Empire Chuck E. Cheese Crumbles
Chuck E. Cheese is dead. Long live Chuck E. Cheese. As Charles Entertainment Cheese once said before doing a line of expired red pepper flakes of Helen’s back, “I say….
Bob Dylan’s Rough and Rowdy Ways is a puzzling, captivating masterwork
By age 79, most musicians are either dead, retired, or content to just play the hits. Most musicians are not Bob Dylan. Not only is he still producing new material,….
Jake Paul Charged For Looting Scottsdale, Arizona Mall
Here my response comes. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
‘Small World of Warcraft’ Shrinks Blizzard’s MMORPG Into a Tabletop Game
World of Warcraft is still a massive beast in 2020. Sure, it isn’t bringing in the numbers or has the impact that it had in the early days, it’s still….
Official Mario Levi’s Go On Sale Tomorrow Because There Is No God
Nintendo has partnered with Levi’s in what can only be considered the end result of a night of drunken debauchery between two out of touch executives. Oh well, at least….
The Quarantine Playlist: Apocalypto
Every criticism of Mel Gibson as a person is valid. He’s racist, homophobic, sexist, and anti-Semitic. By any conceivable metric, he is a piece of shit. This isn’t the place….