Crazy Fat Man Tries to Kill Green Power Ranger; Fails Spectacularly

Mathew Sterling

On Thursday, an armed man got into an altercation with Police at Phoenix Comic Con. He was wearing body armor, and carrying a knife and several firearms at the time, including a shotgun. When questioned, the mentally disturbed man said he was cosplaying as The Punisher; I would’ve guessed Hurley from Lost, based on that mugshot.

But it gets better; aside from ruining the congoing experience for everyone,and threatening police on FaceBook beforehand, this nutter was on a mission. A mission to kill Jason David Frank. You know, the Green/White/Red Power Ranger from the earliest seasons of Saban/Toei’s localized Super Sentai series.

Jason David Frank
You know, this guy.

 

Needless to say, Police tackled Matthew’s crazy ass. After a short altercation, that is; none injured. He has appeared at his initial court hearing; the judge set his bond at one million dollars.

Sadly, many conventions are now banning prop weapons, including wands. Harry Potter, you just some dude in a bathrobe. Need to change, Sailor Moon? Try the utility closet.

Gen Pop is going to love this guy.

~Ha ha ha, what a story Mark!~


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