Indie developer Free Lives (Broforce, GORN) and Devolver Digital have pulled the world’s premier beat ‘em off Genital Jousting out of Early Access and thrust the updated game onto Steam as a Full Release. The excitement doesn’t end there, as the first-ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships explodes all over Steam tonight!
Since its entry into Early Access late last year, Genital Jousting has satisfied more than 300,000 players and become one of the top online sex party videogames of the past decade. Free Lives and Devolver Digital are celebrating this milestone achievement with the release of a limited edition physical item and the announcement of Genital Jousting’s foray into the competitive world of electronic sports (esports).
We got the chance to play Genital Jousting at E3 while spending time at the Devolver Digital booth and had a surprisingly good time with it. It’s so strange and silly that is just works. It’s the kind of party game that everyone wants in on simply because they can’t believe it exists.
The Official Genital Jousting Squeezable Plush from ESC Toy is available now for $30 and comes with several alluring features including a custom ‘spurt’ sound chip, a fashionable sundress, and a shockingly long Steam code for Genital Jousting.
The game’s launch also ushers in a new era in esports as the first ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships will be broadcast live on Genital Jousting’s Steam page. Starting tonight, January 18 at 10PM GMT, Devolver Digital and Free Lives will come together with some of the greatest Genital Jousting players in the world to put on an arousing display of skills not seen in any other competitive game. The broadcast will include competitive battles, story mode demonstrations, and free stuff because that’s what really gets the views.
“Genital Jousting’s story mode is the greatest narrative ever created for the medium of video games,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “This is the Citizen Kane of penis video games.”
Genital Jousting is available now on Steam at an engorged price of $6.99 to account for all the hot new throbbing content.
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