I’m a Luddite. Our Editor in Chief had to drag me kicking and screaming onto FaceBook. I don’t do social media in general. The Emoji Movie makes me want to die. It’s very odd that I write for this magazine.

So I guess Instagram is trying to take on Snapchat by adding those obnoxious filters you see dumb teenagers add to their pictures to look cute or something.

They also added a golden filter to smooth your features and make you look younger.  This is all good news for me because I feel old every time I remember that The Emoji Movie got Patrick Stewart to voice a talking pile of soft-serve shit.

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B. Simmons

Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT’s resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.

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