I think we got the wrong takeaway, here; adding that doesn’t make the name better, guys.

Did you think Microsoft was just sending the Xbox One X out into the world on its own? I sure hope not. Because it’s getting its own special edition version: the Xbox One X Project Scorpio Edition.

Aside from being an Xbox One X, and thus having all it’s powers, it has other things going for it. Like being a slightly more attractive dark gray scale box for your gaming pleasure. And having a torturous name that’s approaching Nintendo levels of bad naming convention. Okay that’s it, but I tried; an attempt was made. Still, you can enjoy all of those Xbox One X exclusives on it too, like:

• Uhhh
• Errrr
• Oh jeez…

Well, If that’s your thing, you can preorder it places, like Amazon, and probably GameStop. Maybe think about how much cooler the Xbox One X Project Scorpio Edition would be if it had a flamethrower. Or if they’d just named the whole shebang the Xbox One: Scorpio. Ah, well, you’ll have time to mull it over; it doesn’t launch until November.

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Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT’s resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.

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