SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash Gets “No Shirt, No Shoes, All Service Edition” Because Anime Boobs

Celebrating the Series’ Five Year Anniversary, Limited Edition Bursting with Soundtrack, Art Book, In-Game DLC and More for Upcoming Third-Person “Splasher” Headed to PS4.

Boobs. Anime boobs. Let’s not beat around the bush when talking about why this game exists. You might point to some really deep gameplay elements or award winning writing, but when you release a special “Summer” edition of a what the official press release states is a “bust brawler” you know what was at the top of the bullets points when creating this one.

The physical release comes with an array of content, including a Blu-ray disc containing a compilation of opening animations from previous SENRAN KAGURA games so you don’t have to play the game when getting to the wank material, an art book of the girls’ summer adventures for portable wanking, the game’s soundtrack on CD, and a DLC key that will grant the “Soaking Wet High School Uniform” costume and a visit from your local FBI office. You also get a set of bikini costumes, the Futomaki Roll Bazooka special weapon, a Bebeby pet card, and a special set of skill cards. But the most important thing you get is the pain you make your mother feel every time she looks at you.

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If you don’t know about the game I’ll let the official description fill you in:

The summer of bouncy, high-flying hijinks continues for everyone’s favorite shinobi schoolgirls in SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash. They’ve fought rival ninja, evil masterminds, and apocalyptic demons from beyond the veil of sanity, but nothing in their lives has ever prepared them for… a water gun fight?! Summoned to a mysterious tournament with no choice but to duke it out for dominance, the nubile ninjas team up and face off, using ten types of water weapons to soak, splash, and steamroll their opponents.

 

SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash “No Shirt, No Shoes, All Service Edition” will retail at $69.99 because of course it will.


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