Thanks for clicking! You must be an idiot with more ‘tude than brain cells, otherwise you wouldn’t be interested in seeing a new trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This is a very stupid-looking movie, based on a franchise that was already dumb as hell. Let’s check out the trailer. Well, you check out the trailer, I already watched this piece of shit and I’m not gonna do it again.

Oof. I guess Will Arnett’s kitchen needed remodeling or something.

As a bonus, here are four new character posters, featuring Donatello as a Ghostbuster, I guess.

For some reason, this stupid pile of shit will be in theaters August 8.

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T. Dawson

Trevor Dawson is the Executive Editor of GAMbIT Magazine. He is a musician, an award-winning short story author, and a big fan of scotch. His work has appeared in Statement, Levels Below, Robbed of Sleep vols. 3 and 4, Amygdala, Mosaic, and Mangrove. Trevor lives in Denver, CO.

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