Today in “I don’t know why I’m writing this” – Sony is moving forward with a sequel to 2010’s Karate Kid remake, starring noted existential douche Jaden Smith. This is basically Will Smith’s way of punishing us for…something, I don’t know what. You know he has three kids, but you only ever hear him talk about Willow and Jaden? He must hate that other one.
Anyway, directing duties will now be handled by Breck Eisner, who I thought did a pretty good job with The Crazies. Eisner is taking over for Harald Zwart, who is evidently busy prepping The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes, because he didn’t get the memo that no one cares about that franchise.
You hear that, Sony? The guy who directed One Night as McCool’s is too good for this. TAKE THE HINT.
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A clear and blatant display of lameness and faggotry at its finest. This IMO is because of jaden smiths undeniable lameness, and societies need to insert black people into previously non black roles.
Jackie Chan however is god, like on a Morgan freeman level, and I will have to give this movie about a dingleberry of respect because Jackie chan is in it, and I would suck his tiny wrinkly Asian balls at the drop of a penny