I’m proud to say that I’ve been with GAMbIT since we launched in February, and this is the first time I’ve written about Justin Bieber. I know I tend to swear more than other writers on this site, but I need to you to give me a break, readers, as I ask: what the fuckin fuck is going on here?

From The AV Club, via Yahoo!:

[F]amous Canadian singer Justin Bieber will provide the voice of KITT, the talking car from Knight Rider, in that movie about Ken Jeong trying to kill David Hasselhoff.

WHAT?

It gets weirder: this movie, Celebrity Death Pool, is being produced by WWE Studios, and Bieber is only involved because he owes Hasselhoff a favor (???).

I repeat: what the fuckin fuck is going on here?

I’m done. I quit. Everything is nonsense now.

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T. Dawson

Trevor Dawson is the Executive Editor of GAMbIT Magazine. He is a musician, an award-winning short story author, and a big fan of scotch. His work has appeared in Statement, Levels Below, Robbed of Sleep vols. 3 and 4, Amygdala, Mosaic, and Mangrove. Trevor lives in Denver, CO.

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