I hate everything about KFC and their current marketing strategy
Everything that KFC has done in terms of marketing has been an abject disaster in my eyes. It’s the sort of weird that’s manufactured in a boardroom from people in their 40s, trying to think like they were in their 30s, pretending to still be in their 20s. None of it is funny and reeks of cringe of the highest levels.
Now the company is getting in on the video game racket with a new dating sim. We aren’t getting a sim game about running a restaurant, an action game with Colonel Sanders fighting other fast food mascots, or even some weird game about chickens without any bones. What we are getting is a dating simulation.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator is heading to Steam and turning The Colonel into some K-Pop inspired heartthrob. The game has you playing a culinary student, trying to bang a young Colonel Sanders. It’s stupid and the world is a worse place for this existing.
Let KFC sell their shitty generic chicken and don’t support this sort of cringe from people that wouldn’t know cool if it came with buttermilk biscuits.
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