The TMNT Fansite – which is a thing that adults have made – has obtained a “leaked” photo of Shredder from the upcoming August reboot. I can’t stress this enough: full-grown men and women run a fansite dedicated to the goddamn Ninja Turtles. Said men and women have probably been saying “eat my shorts” since the ’90s as well, because life may be short, but ‘tude is forever. Anyway, the picture is below, and if you were hoping for a huge William Fichtner (like I was), you’re SOL.

So, no surprise here: Shredder looks like a Transformer. Makes sense, because the robots in disguise have made Michael Bay approximately all the money. And it’s 2014, you think there’s gonna be a summer movie without a giant robot or a climax involving the heroes having to close an interdimensional portal? Think again.

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Trevor Dawson is the Executive Editor of GAMbIT Magazine. He is a musician, an award-winning short story author, and a big fan of scotch. His work has appeared in Statement, Levels Below, Robbed of Sleep vols. 3 and 4, Amygdala, Mosaic, and Mangrove. Trevor lives in Denver, CO.

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